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「2月11日（土・祝）に、ポケモンセンターから、マッギョの魅力が
いっぱいの商品が発売されるよ！」
"On February 11th, goods full
of Stunfisk's charm go on sale from the Pokemon Center!"
 With
these words, Electric Pokemon
history was made!
No,
really -- besides Pikachu, from the 1990's into 2012, NO single
electric Pokemon ever had an
entire PokeCen promotion one hundred percent to itself. It's the truth
-- maybe some of them got thousands of goods over the years, but they
never had their VERY OWN PROMOTIONS. Let alone did any not-mice get
even CLOSE to the CHANCE of a promotion... but that's all changed (and
as of April 2013, it's changed again).
Everything in the
world has changed, because Maggyo (Stunfisk) has his own promotion,
featuring an incredible 28 different
kinds of goods, all of them so amazing, it will blow all your
fishes right out of their mud puddles. The day these goods came out,
the Pokemon Centers of Japan were stormed by people driven to madness
by Maggyo's intensely fierce gaze and handsome good looks. Items
vanished in minutes. The mob cried out for more Maggyo. And that day,
the
world learned the true danger of Electric Pokemon -- that they are so
downright, mind bogglingly amazing, that they can cause an insane
stampede of fish-crazed humanity all vying for the chance just to hold
a delightful Maggyo in their own arms.
Thus I present to you ... all 28 items from the "Stunfisk 'Pokedex'"
(マッギョずかん) Pokemon Center promotion. Just try to stay calm, and take it
slow. Maggyo's beauty may overwhelm you, and I will not be held
responsible for your lovesick-for-a-fish actions. This is your only
warning. Proceed...
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ぬいぐるみ ポケモンキャンバス マッギョ
"Pokemon Canvas" Plush Series --
Stunfisk
Original
Price: 750円
Size: 13 cm
Canvas
plush are beautiful, squishy, minky-fabric things with soft colors and
in Maggyo's case, eyes full of romance. With just the little hint of a
smirky smile, this bite-sized plushie is my flat little friend.
He joins Raichu canvas and Shinx canvas as honored canvas on this
site.
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湯のみ マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Japanese-style Teacup
Original
Price:
1200円
Size:
8 cm
Do you like authentic, old-fashioned, eye-wateringly bitter, frothy and
thick Japanese green tea? No? You will if you drink it out of this
amazing Maggyo teacup. No really, Maggyo makes all the difference.
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コースターセット マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Coaster Set
Original
Price:
700円
Size:
11 cm
And while you choke down every health-filled, rich drop of scalding hot
liquid, you can set your cup down on Maggyo's smirking face anytime you
can't quite take it anymore.
He's mocking your pain.
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ざぶとんクッション マッギョ
Stunfisk "Zabuton" Plush Cushion
Original
Price:
2500円
Size:
45 cm
Teach that smug fish a lesson by sitting on his face. A zabuton is a
type of pillow traditionally used soley as a sit-upon, a thing to place
your bottom on for a nice rest. That'll learn him.
Seriously though this thing is beyond soft. And squishy. I'm sorry
Maggyo, I love you.
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身大フロアマッギョ
Lifesize "Floorma...ggyo"
Original
Price:
2800円
Size:
70 cm
I love you enough to step all over your precious little face!!!
Though....you kind of like that, eh? Isn't it your schtick to get
stepped on and shock the hell out of innocent folks? And I've
placed you near my shower. Mayhaps not the best spot unless I wish a
swift death by fish electrocution.
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箸置き マッギョ
Stunfisk Chopstick Holder
Original
Price:
550円
Size:
4 cm
Wait. Gorgeously painted porcelain Japanese chopstick holder? Japanese
teacup? Japanese zabuton cushion?
I get it! I get the theme now! It's that he's super flat, right?
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マグネットセット マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Magnet Set
Original
Price:
800円
Size:
5 cm
Stick a reminder note on your fridge reminding you that Maggyo is flat
by using these plastic bubbley magnets.
That are decidedly not very flat at all.
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 タオルハンカチ マッギョ
Stunfisk Towel/Handkerchief
Original
Price:
450円
Size:
25 cm
Wipe up the blood of Maggyo's victims with Maggyo the washcloth towel
hanky thing. You think he's just sitting there all innocently, until
you make out his evil faces embedded in the back.
You are sneaky, Maggyo. And handsome.
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ボールペン マッギョずかん
シャープペンシル マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Ball Pen / Mechanical Pencil
Original
Price:
600円
Size:
Plushies, toy magnets, silly things not your style? Are you a man of
BUISNESS? Is the pen your mightiest weapon? Or maybe the mechanical
pencil? Or maybe just Maggyo? He's my mightiest weapon, for sure.
Anyways. These are way too fancy and nice for words. Just look at that
gold detaling. Boy-howdy!! You've got it made, Maggyo, man of buisness!
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ぬいぐるみスリッパ マッギョ
Stunfisk Plush Slippers
Original
Price:
2000円
Size:
Back to the silly stuff. Wear these when walking through potentially
Maggyo-infested puddles, to ground yourself against his trolling
shocks. But then the slippers themselves might shock you, so this is
kind of lose-lose, unless you just want to tromp around in some
Maggyos, then it's win-win.
Maggyo always wins.
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メタルチャームセット マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Metal Charm Set
Original
Price:
600円
Size:
These charms are huge, heavy, double-sided, and can whoop the butt of
any other kind of charm. You think your charms are so cool? Nice try
buddy. Maggyo charms rule... or else would they look so smug and
also...surprised? Surprised you thought there was better charms than
this out in the world.
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ぬいぐるみパスケース マッギョ
Stunfisk Plush Pass Case
Original
Price:
1000円
Size:
14 cm
Hey bus driver, nice day? WHAM!! My pass is inside a Maggyo. Hi there
train gate, you got MAGGYO'D ALL UP IN THAT. Subway Masters Emmet and
Ingo? More like, Subway Master Maggyo all letting people onto the
Subway with his mighty pass holder powers. And hey, have a problem with
people stealing your pass? Not a problem no more, friends, who wants to
mess with this guy? Nobody. Is who.
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携帯クリーナーストラップ マッギョずか
ん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Cellphone Cleaner Strap
Original
Price:
600円
Size:
5 cm
Is your cell phone a filthy, dirty, bad and naughty thing? Is your
smart phone not smart enough to prevent all those bloody fingerprints
getting all up in that? Maggyo has something to say to your cell phone.
Come closer so he can tell BAM you just got cleaned, cell phone. Thank
Maggyo later. If he can make room for you in his busy schedule.
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ストラップ マッギョ
Stunfisk Strap
Original
Price:
500円
Size:
3 cm
Once your phone is cleaned up, you might grace it with the presence of
this gorgeous creature.
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りきりキャップ マッギョ
Become-a-Stunfisk Cap
Original
Price:
1200円
Size:
hat sized
I got nothin'. This is ridiculous. Become-a-Stunfisk cap? How the heck
does this become anybody, let alone become-a-stunfisk? It should be
called, Stunfisk is sitting on your head, chilling out, probably
sucking out your BRAIN. What's he even doing up there? Do you transform
into Maggyo if you wear this? I AM SO CONFUSED, SCARED, AND EXCITED.
Raichu looks good wearing even this ridiciulous thing, though. Thanks
Raichu, always my buddy.
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手ぬぐい マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Long Handtowel
Original
Price:
1200円
Size:
80 cm
This towel... is long. I couldn't even find a surface big enough to
unfurl it in its entirety for this shot. It's called a "tenugui", a
Japanese-style hand towel, which as you can see, can be folded
lengthwise. Learn about Maggyo's amazing traits while drying your hands
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マッギョくつした
Stunfisk Socks
Original
Price:
400円
Size: Small
(19-21 cm), Medium (23-25 cm), Large (25-27 cm)
Well, some people have said Maggyo's little exclamation point on his
back looks more like someone stepped on him, which might be the case,
since that's what you do to Maggyo. Step on him.
Who knew he'd turn that around and become socks? GENIUS. How did you
get so clever, fishie?
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なべしき マッギョ
Stunfisk Potholder
Original
Price:
1200円
Size:
25 cm
Let's continue with the "sit stuff on top of Maggyo, he cool with it"
theme. Now, I am NOT sure if it's part of his Pokedex entry that you
can set boiling hot things atop his face, but this is called Stunfisk
Pokedex promotion, right? So it must be true, right? Right Maggyo?
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ダイカットふせん マッギョずかん・メモ
マッギョずかん
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Post-it Notes / Memopad
Original
Price: 500円 (post-its) ・
450円 (memopad)
Size:
7.5 cm (post-its) ・ 10 cm (memopad)
Inside of this delightful memopad is all of the artwork featured in
this entire promotion. In full color, so where exactly do you write
your actual notes? On the post-it notes, which are faded enough you can
actually use them to WRITE STUFF. Maggyo, what are you thinking?
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クリアファイル マッギョがいっぱい
A4クリアファイル マッギョずかん
Stunfisk A4 Size Clearfiles:
"Lots of Stunfisk" / "Stunfisk Pokedex"
Original
Price: 210円
Size:
31 cm
You can use these to store all the other stuff in this friggin
promotion in. Don't miss all the varying Maggyo faces on the second...
because it's a thing of beauty, friends.
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デッキシールド マッギョ
デッキケース マッギョ
Stunfisk Card Sleeves / Deck Case
Original
Price: 380円
Size:
9 cm
Somehow I get the feeling if you actually used these, it might
intimidate your TCG opponents into forfeiting. Forget this, man, that
fish won't stop looking at me. STOP. LOOKING. AT ME. WITH THOSE EYES.
THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
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マッギョせんべい
Stunfisk Senbei (Rice Crackers)
Original
Price: 500円
Size:
senbei sized
I gotta say, I ate these. And they were fantastic.
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シールセット マッギョずかん・ステッ
カー マッギョ
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Sticker Set / Stunfisk Sticker
Original
Price: 500円 (set) ・
200円 (single)
Size:
sticker sized
Last but not least, when all is said and done, wrap up all your stuff,
call it a day and put Maggyo stickers on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
Had a favourite artwork in the promo? Done. We have a sticker for that.
Just want a giant Maggyo sticker? We have a sticker for that too.
And everyone was happy. Especially Maggyo.
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ソフトジャケット
マッギョずかん iPhone4/4S対応
Stunfisk "Pokedex" Phone Case
Original
Price: 1680円
Size:
phone sized
This was not actually released on the day of the promotion! It came out
half a year later, but matched the entire promotion so here it goes on
this site. Adorable, yes? Yes.
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